How To Survive Summer Heat...?

The summer has arrived. It’s not just arrived but has began to show off it’s notoriety it’s famous for.

In extreme summer heat while the suffering and problems of common people remain untold. The recreation and entertainment of some Delhi’s Durbaris(Courtiers) increase many fold! This is the time when ministers and MPs usually forget their people and try to cool of the generated heats accordingly with their choice and capacity, of course.

Let’s read how they celebrate this season of heat and dust.

Over to somewhere else: - Those ministers and MPs who have thick and rough skin like rhinoceros and deep pocket generally take off to some European countries with their family and friends. For those who don’t have money but resources settle for any local hill stations and remain there till monsoon breaks. And for those who don’t have either, use some extra-stuffs!

Extra- stuffs: - summer is the time when every important matter related to poor Janata, get sidelined and the issues such as how to keep oneself cool takes central concern. The cooling effects of cucumber, How to drink Sattu drink? How to cut musk and water melon and serve? How to cool mango before cutting and eating? And etc are the topic of discussion you’re not going to find out in any internet forum anyway!

Cooling Examples: - Just take an example of an MP from UP. In the summer morning when the needles of the clock hit 10 he gets himself loaded in an A.C. car, provided by the government of course, and keep wandering here and there at Delhi’s Delhi roads aimlessly. That’s how he avoids summer heat on government fuel.

Mr. Kantoper ji, used to donate all his cloths and just keep him wrapped with a thin Khadi towel. No textile of the world, he says, is as much cooler than the Khadi .Right he is. And if the Khadi is slightly wet, could it be far better than the cooler? No don’t take that risk. Last year due to that wetted Khadi towel he had got red blotches all over his body. But thanks to a timely treatment of one beautiful beautician whose massage of coconut oil with camphor mix saved and cured his skin.

There is one different Durbari, who don’t like to have even a towel wrapped around his waist as he loves to go Digamber in summer heats and usually found shaking fan over his hot and burning spots. There is yet another Durbari who gets all his wooden furniture removed from his drawing room and changed it as a small pond. Their Durbar float around that pond-literally.If someone has to meet or has an appointment he has to remove his clothes and uniforms before entering into pond-sorry court.

So, what method are you going to adopt to survive?

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