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Dictionary is the only place where,
DEATH comes before LIFE
SUCCESS before WORK
DIVORCE before MARRIAGE
But the best part is,
FRIEND comes before RELATIVE.

The gretest gift,U can give to someone is your TIME......
beacause when U give someone your time ,
you R giving them a portion of your life
that U will never get back.

Jeevan mein SAFAL hone ke liye 3 Factory lagao.
· Brain mein ice factory
· Zuban mein sugar factory
· Heart mein love factory
Phir life hogi Satisfactory

A Smile is just a little thing
It does not cost a lot
It is free to Beggars & to King
So why don't you smile a lot

THANDI HAI COFEE, GARAM KAR LO,
IS PATHAR DIL KO THODA SA NARAM KAR LO,
AAP KE HOTE HUE, INBOX KHALI HAI,
THODI SEE TO YAAARON, SHARAM KAR LO.

CHAND PE KALI GHATA CHATI TO HOGI,
SITARON KO MUSKRAHAT AATI TO HOGI,
TUM LAAKH CHIPAO DUNIYA SE MAGAR,
AKELE ME TUMHE, APNI SHAKAL PE HASI AATI TO HOGI.

HAR INSAN KI EK ALAG PEHCHAN HOTI HAI,
HUMARE SMS KI EK ALAG SHAAN HOTI HAI,
HAR KISI KO HUM NAHI KARTE SMS,
PER JIS KO KARTE HAIN USME HUMARI JAAAAN HOTI HAI.

BANDAR KI BETI APNE BAAP SE BOLI,
.....PAPA - PAPA MUJHE SHADI KARNI HAI,
PAPA BOLA, BETI THODA INTEJAR KARO,
......DULHA ABHI SMS PADH RAHA HAI.

PYAAR KAR TO KISI EK SE KAR,
HO SAKE TO KISI NEK SE KAR,
JAB TAK NA MILE KOI SACHCHA DILDAAR,
KAM SE KAM TRY TO HAR EK SE KAR....

Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,
ab hume chhod kar mat jana yaar,
bin tere hum jee na payenge,
tum na hoge to hum
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ULLU KISKO BANAYNGE.

Air Hostess to LALU -Sir, R u vegeterian or nonvegeterian?
LALU = I'm indan
Air Hostess - no sir R u shakahari or mansahari ?
LALU= hatt sasuri.I am bihari..

Girl- bus bhi karo ab....,. boy-kuch bhi nahi hota....,.
girl-kisi ne dekh liya to....,. boy-kuch nahi hoga,
tum bus seedhi raho aur thoda khol kar rakho......
girl-bus bahut hogaya, ab mein tumhein aur nahi karne dungi
boy- please thoda sa aur karne do, agar paper na dikhaya to mein fail ho jaunga .

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office vali se,
baatein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE

Gadha kitna bekaar janwar hai,
Duniya isko nakara samjhti hai,
Magar is bechare ki himmat to dekho,
ye sms kitni ghor se parh raha hai......

Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain
1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga
Aur
2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….

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