jocks with sms

jocks with sms

Ye pyar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai.

Maa se ho to - MAMTA.
Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.
Bhai se ho to - DHARM.
Behn se ho to - FARZ.
Aur Biwi se ho to
.
.
Sonu
Monu
Chhotu
Pappu...

Bhikari: Saab ek rupiya de do.
Saab: tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte?
Bhikari: Abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac……….tacatac….
De tacatac……….tacatac….
Stupid I am playing table tennis

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?
Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Hubby: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.

Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant le aa"
Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"
Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani
samne wali buddi nu smile deni a "

Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat main
chala gaya. Jannat ke Farishtay ne pakadkar khoob mara.
Maar khanay k baad admi utha, karpray jharray aur bola:
Tumhari in he harkaton ki wajha se koi jannat main nahi ata.

Girl's Father: main nahi chahta ki
meri beti apni puri zindagi ek gadhay k saath guzare,
Boy Friend: bas isiliye main usay yahan se lay jane aya hoon.

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lain gaye,
Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.
jocks with sms

Ye pyar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai.

Maa se ho to - MAMTA.
Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.
Bhai se ho to - DHARM.
Behn se ho to - FARZ.
Aur Biwi se ho to
.
.
Sonu
Monu
Chhotu
Pappu...

Bhikari: Saab ek rupiya de do.
Saab: tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte?
Bhikari: Abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac……….tacatac….
De tacatac……….tacatac….
Stupid I am playing table tennis

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?
Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Hubby: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.

Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant le aa"
Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"
Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani
samne wali buddi nu smile deni a "

Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat main
chala gaya. Jannat ke Farishtay ne pakadkar khoob mara.
Maar khanay k baad admi utha, karpray jharray aur bola:
Tumhari in he harkaton ki wajha se koi jannat main nahi ata.

Girl's Father: main nahi chahta ki
meri beti apni puri zindagi ek gadhay k saath guzare,
Boy Friend: bas isiliye main usay yahan se lay jane aya hoon.

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lain gaye,
Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.

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