Some Wonderful Words & Loopy lexicons !!

Just think over some wonderful words the language English has and work out the meaning of these loopy lexicons for some meaning to find out to your amusement:-

1. A place where cricket is played and the spectators watch the match with all the delight is called a ‘STAND’, then why do all the people sit there and not stand.

2. Guess what’s ‘Nudiusterian’ : well believe or not it is not being nude or else, but it means the day before yesterday.

3. What is meant by ‘Kissing crust’, well it is the part where the loaves of bread have touched while baking.

4. Knew what is ‘Galectophagist’, it means a person who drinks only milk.

5. Vomitory is a passageway leading to a tier of seats in a theater, especially a Roman amphitheatre or a stadium.

6. Knew what’s a Funambulist: Well it is a tightrope walker.

7. In our country we do have freedom of speech, then why do we have telephone bills?

8. Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in sports also? Well it is evident from the game of chess where a white piece is moved first?

9. Why is that everyone wants to go to heaven, but strangely nobody wants to die?

10. If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit and fine, then why are whales fat?

11. Did you know what is the law of Queue, well I knew you didn’t, well it is that if you change the queue, the one you have just left starts to move faster than the one you are in now!

12. Did you know the law of Telephone: well it is that when you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one!

13. After your hands become coated with grease you know what happens then, well then your nose will begin to itch, I hope you know why?

14. When any tool is dropped, to your surprise will roll to the least accessible corner, where you wouldn’t lay your hands on to!

Well English is a funny language as you all know and just by the change of words or even alphabets the entire meaning changes and gives a funny outlook.

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