Fruitful Confession

Fruitful Confession

Sean goes to confession and says to the priest, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. It's been three weeks since my last confession, and in that time I have committed the sin of adultery."

"Who was it with?" the priest asks, "Was it Brigitte O'Hara?"

Sean says, "I'm sorry Father, but I can't tell you who it was with."

The priest says, "I'll bet it was with that hussy, Mary O'Houlihan!"

Sean says, "I'm sorry Father, but I really can't tell you who it was."

The priest says, "Was it that Rose O'Connell?"

Sean responds, "I've told you already Father, I can't reveal who it was."

"You're a wicked man Sean O'Reilly," the priest says. "Say six Hail Marys and don't let me hear that you've transgressed again!"

As he is walking home, Sean bumps into his friend Seamus. "Sean!" he says, "How are you doin'? Is it the Church you'll be coming from?"

Sean says, "Aye Seamus, I've just been to confession."

"How was it?" Seamus asks.

"Oh, not too bad," Sean answers. "I got six Hail Marys and three good leads!"

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