Things You would'nt like to Hear During Surgery!

This is a collection of things, grumblings, hear say conversations and ‘Things You would not Want to Hear during an Operation’.
Nurse: Had he signed the organ donation card?

What do you mean, he wasn’t for a sex change!

Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough!

Oops! Where is my watch, has anyone seen it?

Better save that. We’ll need that content for performing autopsy later.

Hey, he’s open, but I think the doc has gone for… err..

It is of course I think the upper molar I pulled, but I think err…

Oh! My god, I cannot see, this page is missing from the manual!

Damn! Page no 1176 of the manual ‘Surgical Dimensions’ is missing.

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

Wait a minute, if, I think it is his spleen or……… whats that?

Nurse, better handle it or eh, hand me that thingle no that spool!

Of course man, I’ve performed it on many before, nurse!

I don’t know exactly if he would survive!

If I can just remember how they did this on ET last week!
Damn! It seems power will fail!

Ya I know, there’s big bucks involved in kidneys. Hell, the guy’s got two of ‘em’.

Nurse : Did the doctor know he would look something like that, afterwards!

Hey! If any one has ever survived one liter of this stuff before?

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