Baramati Club Of Cricket Iliterate Vs BCCI: Ten golden Conduct rule

1.BCCI has become baramati club of cricket iliterate the rules are as follow. Find a suitable name for Iliterate cricket leage

2. do not talk too media but leak it.All the members must make effor to leak each and every thing to media without talking to them.
This can be done very easily. Find a journalist standing and in front of him you talk to your friend about what happened in the meeting.

3.Do every thing from backdoor.keep the frontdoor closed tightly.(Open it to collect checques)

4.Do not write colums write books

5. do not talk to fellow players talk to (re)tired players.

6.Do not go to dressing room. Come fully dressed from home.

7. Senior players talk to film stars ,politicians etc but not to media and junior players

8. Junior plays should seat behind the politicians in stadiums.

9.Keep doing modeling(for that you are always medically fit) when free play cricket( if found fit)

10.Always avoid talking to media still always remain in media lime lite .it is a must or you will be out from BCCI

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