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Submitted by vijayanths on 22 November, 2007 - 18:41.

It is a running bus. A young man is sitting reading a book. A cute young lady is standing near him, as there is no vacant seat for her to sit. She opens a conversation with the young man.

She; ‘hey, young man, won’t you give your seat to this pregnant lady?’

He: ‘sure, with pleasure’(he donates his seat to her)

He: ‘But lady, you certainly don’t look like a pregnant woman. May I know how many months?’

She: ‘Well, it is just 15 minutes’

Ajay : ‘hey, Vijay, I have just read an article on benefits of early rising today, it is so impressive. I am going to rise early from tomorrow.
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Vijay:’ ‘ho, that’s good, Ajay, do that.’

Ajay: ‘by the by at what time you rise in the morning Vijay?’

Vijay: ‘ me? I get up at 5 o clock’

Ajay: Oh, that is so great of you, what do you do after?

Vijay: ‘ hmm, I rush to my home’

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Is it joke or reality vijay?

Submitted by Vaishali on 23 November, 2007 - 16:39.

you must be having so many real jokes then,plz share here.

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I wish it is real Vaishali

Submitted by vijayanths on 23 November, 2007 - 20:24.

but it is not.I don't smoke,don't drink,no women except wife.I care much for my health,rather than moral.

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OK, vijayanths, so u there?

Submitted by Vaishali on 23 November, 2007 - 20:31.

and not replied my article yet..........ok, i will take revenge...hahaha, jus kidding...read and reply whenever u feel, thanks.

I believe ur words, the comment above was also a joke.

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So Vijay, where did you spend till 5 am?

Submitted by Ask Sylvia on 23 November, 2007 - 16:19.

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I never stay out in nights sylvia

Submitted by vijayanths on 23 November, 2007 - 20:22.

No freedom for a family man here,what to do?

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jokes

Submitted by rabasure on 22 November, 2007 - 18:52.

good jokes.pl keep on visiting others blogs including mine.Thank you.rabasure

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sure Rabasure

Submitted by vijayanths on 22 November, 2007 - 18:56.

I will love to do so.

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Humour from Vijayanths

Submitted by Oshon on 22 November, 2007 - 18:46.

Interesting jokes from a friend. Keep writing.

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Thanks oshan,best wishes for your real love

Submitted by vijayanths on 22 November, 2007 - 18:49.

enjoy life.

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