How computer engineer husband talks with his wife???

Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.

Husband :(Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."

Wife :Have you brought the grocery?

Husband :Bad command or filename.

Wife :But I told you in the morning

Husband :Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife :What about my new TV?

Husband :Variable not found ...

Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife o you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband :Too many parameters ...

Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband :Data type mismatch.

Wife :You are useless.

Husband :It's by Default.

Wife :What about your Salary?

Husband :File in use ... Try after some time.

Wife :What is my value in the family.

Husband :Unknown Virus.

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