Married 4 A Night

A man and a woman, who never met before, but r both married 2 other ppl, find themselves assigned 2 the same sleepin' room on a Transcontinental train. At first they was embarrassed and shy over havin' 2 share a room, but they was both mad tired and quick went 2 sleep...he sleep on the top bunk and she sleep on the bottom.
At 2:00 am, the man leaned over and gently waked the woman up sayin', "Scuse me, sorry 2 bother u, but could u please reach into the closet and get me a 2nd blanket? I'm feelin' a bit cold."
"I got a better idea," she answered. "Just 4 tonight, lets pretend we married.""Wow! Thats a live idea!" he says."Good," she says. "Now get ur own damn blanket!" He was hush 4 a minute, then he farted.

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