America's Hardest Workers

Yesturday I heard this lady tell someone that Jews were the hardest working people in America and I was like WTF? Where the fuck does she live that she can say that? My grandfather is Jewish and he never worked, my great grandparents were rich, so my grandfather and his brother had everything handed to them. In fact I've never even seen a Jew working in the fields or construction sites. Jews don't sweat for their money, they have other people sweat for it. Jews only sweat over money. They get nervous if they don't have more and more of it.

They're rich because they're educated and smart. They're all doctors, lawyers, or diamond brokers. People that work the hardest aren't rich, it's actually the reverse. Folks who work the hardest are uneducated, that's why they have to work so damn hard in the first place, they get stuck doing the jobs that nobody else wants to do, they work long hours as laborers and don't get paid much. It's the educated people who play golf all day while Jose and Paco are tending their shop and Guadalupe is cleaning their house. It's the Mexicans who are the hardest workers in this country, but they have nothing to show for it. Why? Because they're not very smart. They spend their money on alcohol and gambling. And because they are uneducated they usually have at least 10 kids (because they're gifts from God) and have to feed them.

The difference between Jews and Cubans ia that Jews are cheap and hate to spend money. I've seen Jews argue over a 10 cent coupon at Walmart. Cubans love to throw money around, especially when people are watching. They spend money on jewelry, fast cars and big houses. They really can't even afford these things, but want people to think they can. They pull up to a stop light with their arm hanging out of their car window so people are forced to look at the fake rolex on their wrist. They're loud and love to draw attention to themselves, much like black people. Jews are quiet and always in a rush to hoard their money, not spend it. And when they do spend their money they buy only the best things, they don't settle for the fake shit.

Blacks don't work at all.

Cubans work, but they scam the hell out of everything and everyone.

Mexicans work hard, but they have the intelligence of a tomato, so they will continue to work in the fields picking them forever.

And Jews work at counting their money.

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