Lets all sit down and have a triple laugh...

Shall we have a laugh today then: The doctor, marine biologist and the thief.

1/ The doctor: A man rushed into a busy doctor’s surgery and shouted, “Doctor I think I’m shrinking!” The doctor calmly responded,” Now settle down. You will just have to be a little patient.”

2/ The marine biologist: A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered porpoises that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the seabirds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid of waking them, he gingerly stepped over them.He was immediately arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

3/ The thief: A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesman was quoted as saying, “We are worried because we have nothing to go on.”

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