Brilliant Quote:

Brilliant Quote:
• "Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy."
Albert Einstein
• "My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him.... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said.... Alright.... you're ugly too!" Rodney Dangerfield
• What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. Richard Harkness, The New York Times, 1960
• "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." Douglas Adam
• "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein
• "When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment". Warren Farrell
• "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink". --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it". --His reply
• "Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates, what is the meaning of life?' or 'Socrates, how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates, hemlock is poison. '???????" -Socrates minutes before death
• "Astronomers say the universe is infinite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things." Anonymous

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