Stupid Vs Stupid

Stupid Quotes
• Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
• "We're not afraid of challenges. It's like we always say: if you want to go out in the rain, be prepared to get burned."
Anonymous Brazilian Soccer Player
• "A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on." -Samuel Goldwyn
Crazy Warning
• Komatsu Floodlight:
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
• Found on an iron:
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
• Windex:
Do not spray in eyes.
• Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Stupid Sports Quotes
• Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
• Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books: "But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet."

My Message of the Day is:

Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.
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