Jokes for all
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched
Off'!'
Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!
Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!
Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!
Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein
Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..?
Santa meets his friend Bunta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
Santa : Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.
Banta : Kyoo Ji ?
Santa : Je SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.
Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...
Jasmeet : Phone Mere Liye Tha!
Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein
Theek
Ho Gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.
Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.
Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le
Aa.
Banta : Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi
Bolti Hai.
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine Kaha I Luv U, To Woh Boli 'Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal
kharide
hain'
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Nice joke. Thanx for
Nice joke.
Thanx for sharing.
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Yes we enjoy God
Yes we enjoy
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Aarti
Hi,Padmini
surththama onnum Puriyale.nalla irukkummumnu theriyum,so I tell you ,good jokes.hahahaha
hahah vijay
puriyale annak nelade achi.parvayile joke roomba funny ya illea
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sathiyama puriyale Padmini
What is that joke?
puriyale anak parva illai
next time my jokes will be in English,ok ?
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Good Jokes
I like ur all blogs Padmini. This is just a super laughter blog.
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thanks rocky
People have been very good and creative here and inspiring me and you are one of them,
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Panjabi Jokes?padmini
mainu te bohut changa laga.Ik ik chun chun ke leeta haiga.Oye Pape! lage raho.
I loves the Jokes.
Just keep it up!
It brings smiles to many a faces.
regards
Uma
I lived in Delhi
and heard a lot of these types of jokes so was sharing some,happy u liked them
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Good after dinner - served by you , Padmini,
Its good to have sweet dish after dinner,( don't know, it is good or bad, but i like ). This was just like sweet dish.
desserts -stressed
see desserts are for people who are stressed.
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