CLASSIC DEFINITIONS AND COOL MEANINGS

1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
2. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
3. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than actually you do.
4. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
5. Yawn: The only time some married man ever gets to open their mouth.
6. Conference room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
7. Marriage: Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.
8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power.
9. Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidently falls into a river.
10. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
11. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway, “See , I am not injured yet.”
12. Pessimist: A person who says that “O” is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in “OPPORTUNITY”.
13. Father: A banker provided by nature.
14. Atom bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
15. Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
16. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills , and kills you with his bills.

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