How to locate a baby ?
Today ladies of any age could have babies.Why only today ? May be even in the mahabharata period ladies of all ages had kids.Recently a 63 year old lady had a baby as she took the latest technology.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
" Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another
Relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"
" WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he cries?"
So you see it is easy to locate a baby this way ?
"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?????"
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Padmini ,I thought
the "not yet" was going to end by saying "after the baby is born", though you made it clear.Good article,I did read it in the newspaper but was this really what happened when the baby was brought home.Where did you get this?
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Uma
Its really humourous, but......
Can you tell me seriously....is it good to have a baby at such older age, or in other words, what is the right age upto which a woman can have a baby?
Neither too young nor too old
Vaishali - you are right,it is not at all advisable to have a baby so late.Early thirites is also not good,nearing 40 they can have problems.Too late is 35 and too early is 16.what do u say ?
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I expected that...
And who else could be better than you, to answer this question?
Vaishali -umm do you have babies yet ?
Being a doc, daily we see mentally retarded kids and Down;s babies and feel so sad .this could be prevented if only people are educated.
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Nothing to do ummm......Mam, it was just curiosity !!
I have two, very sweet kids, and not planning to have one in future,it was just that i got the right person, so i asked,Thanks for answering, with good explanations.
it is a great pity-vaishali
not wanting one more ?!! it is pity all educated have 1-2 kids while uneducated poor people have at least 6.when will our country improve? May be we should start thinking of this seriously? What do u say-you are very practical why not plan one more sweet kid ?
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Old women having baby reminds me of the mobile phone!
this is how I often locate my mobile phone.You are humorous,Padmini.
cell phone located by one more
method use the other cell phone to locate don't wait for it to ring.so u r absent minded too.
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