Time for a joke!
There were three politicians in the flying plane inside.One of them took a Rs1000 note and threw it down and said,"Ohh!One Indian will be happy and benefitted"The second politician threw two Rs500 notes down and said,"this will make two Indians happy and they will be benefitted"Last one threw hundred Rs10 notes and proudly roared "100 Indians will be happy and benefitted"
One of the pilots came out of the cockpit and said,"If I throw you three out of this aircraft 110 crores of Indians will be happy and benefitted.
Jayshree:Hey,Vijay! Is my hair pretty as black clouds?
Vijay :yes,my dear
J.s :Are my eyes like beautiful fishes?
V :Yes,honey
J.s :My teeth are like pearls?
V :absolutely right baby
J.s :my lips like the rose?
V :yes, yes
J.s :(with a false anger) Ohh! Vijay you are flattering me too much!
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Your jokes are rocking me.Good to read more.
Thanks sony!
For your comments.
vijayanthssssssssss
alias Shankar.Your jokes are really very interesting.I am sure it was YOU in the second one.Won't you introduce us to Jayshree?
We will be glad to meet her.
Good wishes
Uma
Unfortunately no Uma!
It is not me.It is just an imaginary character.Wish it is real but ohhh what to do it is not real(my wife is chasing me behind,She is also Uma)
Why would 110 crores of Indians be happy and benefitted?
What did Jayshree give you for your birthday?
lol!!!
Good ones Vijayanth keep going.
Have a nice day,
Always,
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It is only a imaginary character!
My real name is SHANKAR.My pen name is Vijayanths.You have great imaginations Sylvia!
Nice to know you Shankar!
I've heard a name 'Ravi Shankar' is that you?
Have a nice day,
Always,
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No I am just Shankar and no Ravi with me!
Ravishankar is a great GURU.
ha...ha..ha !!! Is it your personal experience !!??
Really the second one is the nice one, the name u used made me think that its your own experience. Anyway how does everyone here know that it was your B'day yesterday,though its not written in your profile. Accept my belated wishes !!
Thanks Vaishali !
For your wishes.I actually happened to tell a co blogger about the day and it went on very well.I am so moved and touched by the wishes of our co bloggers.It really meant a lot to me.Thanks once again.It is not my personal experience but just a joke.
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Jokes makes us laugh and laughing is good for health. Good stuff. Happy Birthday for you
Anupama
Double thanks Anubama!
One for the wishes and other for your comment.