Medical jokes

What is a skeleton?
A person who started fasting and forgot to stop.
(The student needs to tell all about the bony framework and bones.)
What is the easiest way enter the heart?
Through the stomach.
(Needs to give anatomical details of how the surgeon should reach the heart.)
Two friends were known to stick to each other and they had a third friend who too was a medical student. When the new friend said-see, if you don’t stop arguing with me I will knock off your 34 teeth. So immediately the friend’s friend said—Ha.ha –he has only 32 and being a medical student you should be knowing it. The third friend said-yes, I know it and I know you also, so I said 34, which includes two of yours as you always interfere.

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