Funny Marriage Quotes

I received yet another text message that is worth sharing. Life is getting more difficult each day as the world economy plunges, and to ease a little of each day's hardship, we may take some time off and take in some humor. So here's one.

Seven Funny Marriage Quotes:

1. Don't marry for money; you can borrow, it's cheaper.

2. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

3. My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

4. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

5. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

6. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

7. Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

I hope you liked it. Keep smiling.

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