Yes,yes,yes,yes.Anything else?

“You wanted to become, good engineer or good citizen?” she to me.

“Neither. I want to become, what I wanted to be” me to her.

“Try to secure a good job”

“Don’t give me such brilliant piece of advices for free”

“Ideas only not enough, you have to execute them properly”

“Lead the way, my teacher”

“Have you read osho books?”

“Yes”

“What you liked about him?”

“His beard”

“I am asking, what you liked about his writings?”

“Nothing”

“You never please anybody”

“I only please myself”

“Do you believe in god?”

“I believe in sleeping”

“What about marriage?”

“I hate both marriage and god”

“How you’re going to deal with sexual desires?”

“By having sex”

“You’re an anti-social animal”

“If thinking of it makes you happy, please do”

“Why you’re answering in sarcastic way?”

"I thought, I am being funny”

“Would not you’re going to marry?”

“Won’t”

“Don’t you change your opinion in future?”

“Don’t”

“You’re a very…”

“Point taken”

“Why don’t you respect our college principal?”

“I don’t have any noble intention of reserving a seat in heaven by respecting him”

“You don’t know how to respect people?”

“I’m much interested to be being educated by you”

“Are you coming to Aarti’s birthday?”

“No”

“Why?”

“I don’t believe in birthdays”

"If you behave like this ,nobody will remember you"

"I don't care to be being remember"

“You don’t believe in God, Marriages, respecting people, birth days..”

“Yes, yes, yes, yes.Anything else?”

(Based on memories)

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