Joke About Seeing Eye Dog

There are two guys, one with a Doberman Pincher and one with a Chihuahua. The guy with Doberman Pincher says to guy with Chihuahua: ”Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.” The guy with the Chihuahua says: “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.” The guy with the Doberman Pincher says: “Just follow my lead.”

They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pincher puts on a pair of dark sunglasses and starts to walk in. The guy at the door says: “Sorry, mac, no pats allowed.” The guy with the Doberman Pincher says: “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.” The guy at the door says: “A Doberman Pincher?” He says: “Yes, they’re using them now, they’re really good.” The guy at the door says: “Come on in.”

The guy with the Chihuahua figures: “What the heck,” so he puts on a pair of dark sunglasses and starts to walk in. The guy at the door says: “Sorry, pal, no pats are allowed.” The guy with the Chihuahua says: “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog” The guy at the door says: “A Chihuahua?” He says: “You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?”
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