Should you find it hard To get to sleep tonight ... Just remember the homeless family Who has no bed to lie in.

Should you find yourself stuck in traffic, Don't despair! ... There are people in this world For whom driving Is an unheard of privilege.

Should you have a bad day at work ... Think of the man who has no work.

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- Don't love the Heart that hurts you and don't hurt the Heart that loves you.
- Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
- Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
- Most people walk in and out of your life, but only friend's leave footprints in your heart.
- True friendship "never" ends. Friends are forever.

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A Pakistani family was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin with no space left in it !

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Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to Squirt blood 30 feet.

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For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine .

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Us nay kaha tum main pehli si baat nahin,
main nay kaha zindagi main ub tera saath nahin,
Us nay kaha ub bhi kisi ki ankhon main doub jatay ho?, Main nay kaha aankh main woh baat nahin,
Us nay kaha kyon itna tuot kar chaha mujh ko?, Main nay kaha kaha insaan hoon main patharzaat nahin,

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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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If you love someone.... Original vs New

ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS.... .

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...

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An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem Science has with God, The Almighty.

He asks one of his new students to stand and.....

Prof : So you believe in God?Student : Absolutely, sir.

Prof : Is God good?
Student : Sure.

Prof : Is God all-powerful?Student : Yes.

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The story about the ting frogs

There once was a bunch of tiny frogs...

..who arranged a running competition. The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.

A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants...

The race began...

Honestly:

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Question: what would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo or Coffee?

Answer: Tea please.

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice-tea or green tea?

Answer: Ceylon tea.

Question: How would u like it? Black or white?

Answer: White.

Question: Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?

Answer: With milk

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A letter from mother to her son who does not know good english.

My dear Jagjit,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.

I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles.

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A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Reshma,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.

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1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?

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A Nun asked her class to write notes to God.Here are some they handed in:

*Dear God :I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.

*Dear God:Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You keep the ones You already have?

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Who is clever? Teacher or student????? ?????

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't
Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and
said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return

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-For attractive lips, speak words of kindness...

-For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people...

-For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry...

-For beautiful hair,let a child run his or herfingers through it once a day...

-For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone...

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For a success in life you need some qualitiles to make it possible. For this confidence, trust and hope are very important. It is essential for you to have confidence in what you do and the results of it. Trust others because you can't go on without trusting anyone. You cant live in a world alone. Always hope for good. Whatever happens, good or bad, think of it as best for you.

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1. No Breakfast

People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain
causing brain degeneration.

2. Overeating

It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.

3. Smoking

It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

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1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
2. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
5. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
6. Never answer an anonymous letter.
7. It's lonely at the top; but you do eat better.

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The Fox News TV (USA) asked the Iranian President Ahmedi Nijad;

"When you look into the mirror in the morning what do you say to yourself"?

He answered: I see the person in the mirror and tell him "Remember"
you are no more than a small servant, ahead of you today is the heavy
responsibility, and that is to serve the Iranian nation".

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