The First Day in college,

This is the moment where we make friends forever.

The first year does not have semesters,

It is best year in College Days

We even make close friendship,

This eventually turns out to be something something

We used to wonder at the marks we get.
Even results rarely affected our Enjoyment

Separation from our loved ones used to worry us,

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Some years ago, three brothers left the farm to work in the city. They were all hired by the same company at the same pay.

Three years later, Jim was being paid $500 a month, Frank was receiving $1,000, but George was now making $1,500.
Their father decided to visit the employer. He listened to the confused father and said, " I will let the boys explain for themselves."

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Vijaya Dashami also known as Dasara, Dashahara, Navaratri, Durgotsav
is one of the very important & fascinating festivals of India, which is celebrated in the lunar month of Ashwin (usually in September or October) from the Shukla Paksha Pratipada (the next of the New moon day of Bhadrapada) to the Dashami or the tenth day of Ashwin.

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Sometimes I feel sad and sometimes I feel blue
but whenever I see you, I'm as happy as can be
for you bring a smile upon my face
and a feeling of joy within my heart
you're like my sunshine in the morning
and my stars that glow at night
you're like the waves in the ocean
the cool breeze in the wind
like the call of the birds in the morning dew
like the sounds of beauty in the night

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One day, one friend asked another,
"How is it that you are always so happy?
You have so much energy,
and you never seem to get down."

With her eyes smiling, she said,
"I know the Secret!"
"What secret is that?"
To which she replied,
"I'll tell you all about it,
but you have to promise to
share the Secret with others."

"The Secret is this:

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There was once a competition involving three gruelling tests. The participants had to do the following in immediate succession:

1.) Drink five bottles of hard whiskey in one go

2) Enter a room where there was a starving lion and pluck out its eyes with bare hands.

3) And then screw a very horny babe to her full satisfaction.

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The problems with "HE" as thought by "SHE"

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS .

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

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Friends are like stars. You can’t always see them but u know they are there. Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them .Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them.

Faithful
A friend is always faithful to you, even during the bad times.

Reliable
A friend is reliable..you can count on them to always be there.

In touch

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When you are sad
And feeling very bad

Someone gives you a smile

How do u feel for a while ?
You think the wholeworld’s against you,

But there is someone who realy cares for you.
If not there is a sweet little "SMILE".

I don't want to loose you now,
That I've found,

You're the reason why I smile,
Sometimes why I cry

Happy tears,
Of joy, not fear

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1 Don’t cry for anyone. Who would not cry for you.
2 Good friends are hard to find, harden to leave, & impossible to forget.
3 Actions speak louder than words.
4 life is short.
If you don’t look around once in a while you might miss it.
5 A best friend is like a four leaf clover, (clouds) hard to find and lucky to have.
6 Some people make the word special by just being in it.

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As I look beyond the broad expanse,
I look for dreams of wonder.
I know if I look hard enough,
my dreams will take flight,
like wings of white,
upon the clouds of life.
My mind it opens to the magic true,
I see the beauty so near.
Sweeping me away upon it's wings,

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A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat
field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is: -
you can go through them only once & cannot turn back
to pick."
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat,

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Many kinds of faces are seen in the class room.
Example:
1 Attentive faces: They see, hear and follow everything that the teacher speaks and writes on the blackboard. They can answer the questions put to them.

2 Semi Attentive Face: They can hear and see every thing but don’t understand due to lack of attention.

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Think confidently act confidently & soon you will find yourself with oozing confidence. It’s not easy but possible with the little conscious efforts. A few small small steps can build confidence in you.

1 Be a front seater. Backbenchers lack confidence.

2 Practice making eye contact. Refusal to make eye contact protects you as weak or at guilty of something.

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1 The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who do nothing & succeed.
Lloyd Jones

2 There are two kinds of persons in this word, one who do the work and the other who take the credit. Try to be in the first kind for there in less competition there.

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Dear friends, I want to discuss the present situation in India in which boys have Maximum freedom but the girl’s movements are restricted. It is said that in this country girls are competing with boys at all levels. But this is not true. There are many fields where girls are not even allowed to participate. And if they do so a bad name is brought to their families.

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Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
fool at the other.

Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more
popular than a five-day test.

Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a
woman gains her master

Divorce:
Future tense of marriage

Lecture:

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The Importance of Time is a unique work that reveals the central role of the philosophy of time in major areas of philosophy

They say time is precious,
That time is of the essence,
But what is this illusion?
What is time?

It goes by, they say,
But I don't see anything.
They even say,How time flies,
Does it have wings?

Never have I seen it,

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MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Muthu: ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do Ilook

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A winter to live through this love I have lost.
The absence of birds makes a cheerless morning.
But later, however, as the sun climbs ever higher
over the mountainous sky, my love I see.

A love as translucent and transparent
as a window upon which ice has formed.
Though seemingly clear, you subtly notice
its growingly complex patterns.
Such complexity only matched when

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